Category: Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
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You know when you’re driving and you gotta jerk it so bad you just whip it out and start beating meat like there’s no tomorrow, but you’re also craving the ball-cupping so you start juggling your scrote with your other hand which means you gotta steer the car by biting down on the wheel, the…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Wonder Woman taps a line of coke onto my wiener, snorfs it up, and yells, “Ah said GYATT DAMN!!!” Lois Lane shoves her aside and taps a fresh line of snow onto the Widener (don’t judge—we all have a nickname for it). “WHOO!!!” She drums my bare ass—pitta-pitta-PAP! “BEST. MAN WHORE. EVERRRR!!!!” I grin at…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the anal tickle is happening, all you folks straddling the line between sexual adventurer and no-butt-stuff hardliner who now feel a pinkie-tip in the center of your dirt star, your partner raises an eyebrow, wordlessly asking you the crucial question, you decide what the fuck, why the hell not, you chomp down on a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m coming for you, Kent! And hell’s comin’ with me!” Chuck Norris glares at me through my phone screen, thrusts his hips and grabs his crotch, and throws me the finger before he hangs up Fuck, what did I do??? I need to get out of here before— He roundhouse-kicks through my fucking garage, crinkling…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Dracula Dick is happening, all you broody handsome mofos who manage to honey-dick legions of folks with your broody handsome sexiness, only to be interrupted by a run-down Chuck Norris who’s desperate for attention and subsequently breaks into sobs while pumping out naked bicep curls, then switches to slugging a heavy bag while…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I said got DAMN!” Taylor Swift looks down at me peeking up from between her thighs, beneath the edge of her boss-lady desk, and gives me a big-ass afterglow-smile. “I swear—if we were smashing at your place, I’d be walking around in one of your t-shirts.” I laugh nervously and rub my jaw. “Thanks. All…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the beast-jerk is happening, all you meat-slingers getting bizzy with your dickskinners (or as some might call them: hands), and unleashing all manners of howls and grunts (come on—you know it feels better when you’re being loud) only to have your neighbors kick in the door because they’re afraid you’re being attacked by a…
