I’m walking Bitefighter, my loyal 10 lb. terrier, past a cat & dog adoption event.  Suddenly I hear, “Are you ready?  Let’s do this.”  Did that just come from a cat?  I turn around and see one of the kittens jumping to its hind legs so it can meow out Honey Bunny’s diner speech from…

I’m paddling out to catch a wave, my loyal 10 lb. terrier Bitefighter lifevested up beside me.  Suddenly I see a receded hairline pierce the water and duck back under.  DA-dum.  Another one.  DA-Dum.  A pair of coke-bottle-thick glasses peeks at me from my right and disappears.  DA-DUM.  They’re everywhere!  DA-DUM DA-DUMDADUMDADUM—a swarm of aquatic…

I shudder in fear as I’m lifted by a tractor beam into an alien saucer.  I look around, expecting to see ugly little gray humanoids.  Instead, my abductors all look like Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy.  Whoa!  They see my surprise and laugh.  One of them says, “We’re the good ones, Kent.  We liked your…