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By the cringe-slinging cattery of Christine and Chrishell!  (yep—I’m sorry-not-sorry to admit I binged the entire series in two days.  Don’t look at me!!!)  Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!  Finish roiding the fuck out like Rick and Summer in the badass epilogue from “Something Ricked this way comes,”…

By the porta-potty splash that tickles your bum and fills you with horror!  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Chow down that big-ass bag of magic mushrooms, commune with the spirit inside your boss’s asshole, urging it in Sauron-like whispers to unleash a horrid avalanche of corn-filled shit during a super-important…

By the big ol’ nerples that make you question your purpose in life!!!  (are they good?  Bad?  So confusing!)  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21!  Belly-crawl out of that cum-crystal minefield you call a bed (my sheets crackle and pop like angry Rice Krispies, tee hee!) and go tell…