Month: March 2018

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in Echo

What the Orc Horde is going on, all you people who dream of spearing a pug-ugly monster right in the nutsack so you can impress/hook up with a hot-ass elf and never have to worry about smegma, skidmarks, or vague whiffs of bdussy? (’cos you KNOW they don’t tolerate that stuff in the Undying Lands!) …

Musings

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I get why people rationalize away or hide their weakness from themselves (I used to be an expert at it) but pride be damned—I love identifying/addressing personal weakness. To me, it’s an obvious target in my quest to make myself a little more capable, and my life a little more harmonious.

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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It’s the job of us writers to explore facets of life that are too taboo, awkward, or uncomfortable to bring up in everyday conversation. That being said, there is such a thing as a Breakup Fart. Anyone who’s been in a relationship knows exactly what I’m talking about. (Which is why I prefer single moms;…

Echo Volume 2 gets five stars on Amazon!!!

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Sker’DOO! Echo 2 gets five stars on Amazon, courtesy of Cap’n Dave! Thank You So Much Dave!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…

Get yer copy of Echo!

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What the testicular torsion is going on, all my fellow men who’ve been in the midst of exchanging cockily voiced “Yeah brah!”s and “Fo shao, fo shao!”s and suddenly been hit by a tear-inducing blast of nut-pain, one that vanquishes all prior cockiness and causes you to wipe the single tear that leaks from your…

Musings

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Hard work and sacrifice in the absence of self-deception (if someone falls prey to self-deception, they could work hard at something to distract themselves from what they truly know they need to do) is bargaining with the future—asking for a better set of circumstances through your immediate offerings. I’d argue that putting in effort…

Man Child Mondays

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Boom! Placed first at the Man Whore Nationals and got this trophy, mwahaha! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

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McBOOMSKIES! Big Thank You goes out to M Throckmorton for throwing Echo 1 five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much M Throckmorton!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…

Echo and Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update

Mar 25, 2018

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