Tag: writing
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Help! HELP!” Kent Wayne’s scrotum yells. “What? Huh?” I snuffle-snort awake. “What the hell?” His nuts try and suck up into his speedo, but it’s no use—they’re pendulous as hell, they’ve plopped out of the hammock, and there’s no way they’re gonna shloop back inside. “This fucker fell asleep in the sun! I’m burnt as…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dance-taint is happening, all you drunken boppers who’ve won heinous loads of unearned confidence by hitting an unoriginal, mediocre groove amongst legions of smoke-infused douche-minded folk, only to find yourself back in your room with a vodka-enhanced hottie but you both forget to take the all-important after-club shower so as you unknowingly bend…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
Whenever I stumble, it’s a chance to glimpse a better path. Maybe not for months or even years, but when I look back now, my mistakes have, by and large, not been a waste. That makes it easier to keep positive in turbulence. In the end, I’m going to die regardless of what happens. Until…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Martha Stewart’s armored goon announces, “He-whores, get in your stockades!” After sharing a nervous glance with Ryan Gosling, I step into a set of medieval restraints. Legions of man-sluts follow suit. I can’t help but flinch as our locks click shut. “I just wanted to have some fun with Martha, you know?” Gosling mutters. “I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-desert is happening, all you traumatized horndogs who remember the early nineties where you grid-searched forests for discarded porn mags, collecting scraps of half-degraded nudes and assembling them into a stinky, mold-eaten stash of sad-ass pics, then jumped for joy when your friend finally got a legit VHS and invited you to watch…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 