Tag: writing
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the elevator-fart is happening, all you high-rise ascenders who like to play Russian roulette in a crowded elevator by slowly, EVER so slowly, letting up on the pucker and releasing a muted hiss of face-killing gas, only to suddenly lose control and let the cheeks start thwacking—pa-pap-pap PAP—inducing a moment of stunned silence, which…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
When I try to let things go, I usually get hung up on two aspects–the effort or “trying” and my focus on whatever I’m trying to let go of. When I let things be (like the Beatles sang about), it works out better for me. I’m allowing everything–not just the object of my negative focus–to…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Check out these nipples!” Elon exclaims, lofting his surgically modified, six-inch milk-spouts. “And don’t forget about my areolas! Fuck a pepperoni—these things are as big as a goddamn pizza! Come get you some a’ this billionaire titty milk!” Bezos gallops over on all fours, mewling and sniveling like Gollum in heat. As he latches on…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-melanin is happening, all you meat-beaters who’ve realized the outdated standard of length has given way to a gamut of preferences to not just include girth, but also curve and hue, some of you are wiping your brow and exclaiming WHEW because your womb-hammer hasn’t been cursed with the now-unfashionable shade of translucent…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Twenny grams o’ shrooms—GALUMPH. Wait a few minutes, and… HooooOOOOLY SHIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!! … …………………………………… I’ve been on Middle Earth for a couple of months. Still can’t pronounce where I am (these flowy-tongued Elves with their Ls and their Ys) but I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty dope. You prolly never smashed with a beautiful set of…
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