Tag: thriller

Holy shit, I never thought I’d ever be invited into the motherfucking Justice League!  All I got going for me is multiple awards as a dick-slanging Man Whore.  I mean, I know a bit of jiu-jitsu and I own some nun-chuks, but… A voice drifts down the Watchtower hallway.  “I am vengeance…” Whoa, is that…

“Oh, that’s interesting, Kent.”  My fifth-grade teacher studies my play-doh sculpture.  “A cross between a star destroyer…and a penis.”  Her brow wrinkles in consternation. “SUPER star destroyer,” I correct.  “This is an Executor-class Dreadnought.  They were present at the Battles of Mako-Ta, Jekara, and Yavin.  Most of the manufacturing took place at Kuat Drive Yards,…