Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
My dear fellow secretors of stuff we publicly turn our nose up at but LOVE to extract from our bodies (I don’t watch pimple-popping videos, but I know that some of you do; not judging—I’ve got my own oddities I keep hidden from the light of day), this is an afternoon reminder to grab yourself…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For years, Bitefighter—my loyal buddy and 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire—and I have made our home in a super swank dumpster. Even though our living space may be small, Bitefighter’s retrofitted it with an extensive variety of nanotech that grants us all the amenities. The hull can fold out into a barbeque, a shower, a walled toilet,…
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Thank You Recent Echo Reader!!!
sk’PLOOSH! I wake up and see that some Amaze-O peoples have read Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever those fine folk were…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle #kindle #kindleunlimited…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
OoooohHHHHHH WHAT THE F IS UP MY FELLOW PEOPLES!!! All you who have been secretly trapped (this is like Fight Club—you just don’t talk about it) in a horrible predicament where your lover emits a bit of stench as they contort around you, trying to connect their flesh-piece with yours, filling you with confusion because…
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Echo Vol.1 gets a 5-star on Amazon!!!
The awesome Jace Theirin has deigned to leave a 5-star review for Echo Volume 1 on Amazon! Positive reviews are the BEST way to show appreciation for us scrabbling indie authors—so I just want to shoot a sincere and heartfelt Thank You to the wonderful Jace! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Kent.” Leeme ’lone. “KEEE-eeenttt…” Go ’way! “KENT!” I fold my pillow over my ears, grit my teeth, and keep my eyes squinched tightly shut. “KENT WAYNE!” AARGH! I throw my dinosaur covers off me and sit straight up in bed. “WHAT???” “You said you’d wash the dishes, wipe the counters, and clean up Bitefighter’s shit!”…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What’s going on my fellow meat wagons? All of us who ooh and aah over who has the most golden-ratio informed facial features, best butt-and-boob ratios, the longest and girthiest flesh-tentacle that hangs down from between a pair of locomotive limbs, or the tightest and most aesthetic alien-mouth genital placed in between those very same…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For the last few weeks, random post-its have been appearing on my desk. I’ve received messages as mild as “Kent Wayne, you will pay for your crimes,” to full-blown threats: “Your ass will drown at the next mandatory employee fun day.” All World Compliance (the corporate tyranny which currently employs me) is planning an all-hands…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
ber’BLAM! Whoever that was that decided to read some pages of Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You! GREAT way to start my morning! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
My dear globules of nodes, organs, and fluids who deem some humans more attractive due to abstract symmetries that our genetic hardwiring encourage us to chase: this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo! Within the electronic pages of this strange science fiction story are commentaries on modern-day society, wizardly…
Kent Wayne 