Get yer copy of Echo!

What’s going on my fellow meat wagons?  All of us who ooh and aah over who has the most golden-ratio informed facial features, best butt-and-boob ratios, the longest and girthiest flesh-tentacle that hangs down from between a pair of locomotive limbs, or the tightest and most aesthetic alien-mouth genital placed in between those very same support mechanisms?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Forget those nagging cravings concerning golden ratios, flesh-tentacles, alien-mouth genitals, and the societal substrate which encourages us to pursue glammed up iterations of our base desires!  Instead, plunge yourself into a dark wonder world of cyborgs and future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors an incredible rush of joy; to give you an idea of just HOW incredible, imagine this:  you’re stuck in a powerpoint meeting, focusing every ounce of your will on not clenching two pencils in your white-knuckled fists so you can plunge them into your eyes and end your misery, when suddenly a giant Penis Beast (The main body is a penis, but its limbs are also penises and it’s covered with a thick mat of penis quills) bursts through the window and onto the conference table.  People would scramble up in a panicked attempt to escape, but the Beast would flex its core and launch a deadly barrage of hardened cocks into their eyes, throats, and torsos, causing all of your annoying coworkers to drop dead in their carefully chosen power suits which they also dress up in when they worship the demon lord Baal.  The Penis Beast would spare you, then motion for you to get on its back as it retracted its quills.  A second later, it would carry you through a shining interdimensional portal, and you would spend the rest of your life in the Enchanted Booty Forest.  See, that rush of joy you’d feel as you realized you were being saved from the horror of powerpoint whilst simultaneously being delivered unto a lifetime of Enchanted Booties is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a super duper favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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