Get yer copy of Echo!

OoooohHHHHHH WHAT THE F IS UP MY FELLOW PEOPLES!!!  All you who have been secretly trapped (this is like Fight Club—you just don’t talk about it) in a horrible predicament where your lover emits a bit of stench as they contort around you, trying to connect their flesh-piece with yours, filling you with confusion because you don’t know whether to laugh or cry (I’m betting that most of you are like me and just power through the smell—the slap-slap-HHHHGGGHHH show must go on!).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Wash away the workday with some well-thought out cyborgian action which later morphs into the use of the Force (not exactly, but that’s what it looks like at first)—a story that’s also replete with socioeconomic commentary!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews make us indie authors feel the same ecstasy you’d feel if some balls-out filmmaker decided to craft an impeccably constructed, soul-dead romcom for an hour and a half, then filled the last thirty minutes with an insane cornucopia of rando monsters and robotic killing machines!  Yeah—for a while you’d be fooled into thinking this was just another one of Hugh Grant/Affleck’s/Reynold’s “gotta-pay-the-bills-so-I’ll-churn-out-a-mediocre-romcom,” but then your eyes would be blitzed by Optimus Prime beating the bejesus out of some bat-winged pit-lord, then having breakup orgy sex with Gandalf the Grey, a mechanized she-angel, and a pair of Ring Wraiths!  Whaaaattt!!!  You KNOW you’d pay to see that movie!  The sheer joy you’d feel as a well-crafted corporate-hewing narrative devolved into a crazy mess of robot penis and tachyon swords is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a gigantomongo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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