Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As I trade punches with Grammar Nazi Prime on top of a speeding bullet train, I scream: “THE WORLD WILL NEVER BOW TO YOUR LOVE OF RED INK AND PEDANTIC NITPICKING! THEY WANT ROBOTS AND WIZARDS, NOT YOUR EMO BULLSHIT DETAILING THE PLIGHT OF THE HUMAN CONDITION THROUGH STOOPID-ASS PRETENTIOUSNESS!” He hunches down and back-sweeps…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
sker’DOOM-FACE! I wake up and see that people have been perusing the pages of Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
McShakalakash’BOOMSKIES! I wake up and see that some Fine-Faced Folks have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you guys are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo…
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Echo and Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank, word count: 11,232 Echo 4, word count: 240,208 (after my first pass, I cut out roughly 105,000 words. Time for my second pass!) Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to Melissa, Barbara, Ian, Lorna, [anonymous], Lisa, Meg, Matt, Bobby, F.T., Alice Smith, Leslie Coop, Richard, Shauna, Sydney, Pam, Jessica, Angela, Kiesa,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
WITHIN THE WRINKLES OF KENT WAYNE’S BALLSACK: When I was a stem cell, I was stunned by the vast array of forms that were available for me to assume. Maybe I could power the Host-body by being part of the heart, and assisting circulation. Maybe I could be part of the liver, and clean nasty…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
ADULTING ACADEMY: “WHERE WE TEACH KIDS TO BE ADULTS.” MAIN COURTROOM. PRESIDING VICE MISTRESS: FIONA HUMPHREYS CURRENT CASE: “THE SENTENCING OF KENT WAYNE—LOW-DOWN MAN WHORE AND PERPETUAL MAN-CHILD.” “You’ve been a bad boy Kent! No more butter!” WHAT? Vice Mistress Humphreys stands up from behind her podium and points a finger at me. “No…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Mc’ZOOMIE!!! I wake up and see that some Fine Folks have purchased Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Free Sample Friday!
Kent Wayne weirdness, coming at’cha! Check out Kor’Thank, Barbarian Valley Girl here: Kor’Thank. Free samples of Echo here: Echo.
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Echo 2 gets four stars on Goodreads!
What der whaaaat! Lynn has given Echo 2 four stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Lynn!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the X-Wing is happening, my fellow enjoyers of (please please PLEASE God don’t let them screw it up!) a new Star Wars franchise that doesn’t want to make you throw up in your mouth like you’ve just seen a mashed bowl of insect genitalia? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a…
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