Get yer copy of Echo!

What the X-Wing is happening, my fellow enjoyers of (please please PLEASE God don’t let them screw it up!) a new Star Wars franchise that doesn’t want to make you throw up in your mouth like you’ve just seen a mashed bowl of insect genitalia?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive Amazon review for it if you haven’t already! 😀 )  I do my best to keep any emo-faced Anakin-Padmei hogwash out from Echo, and highlight der goot stuff:  pew pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how incomprehensibly amaze-o-fied positive Amazon reviews make us indie authors feel, imagine this:  your butthole is lurching in alarm, about to spew forth horror (I call this conundrum Enemy at the Gates), and you’re down to a single shitty (nyuk nyuk) option:  the dreaded porta-potty.  You sprint into its hellish confines, holding back tears as you click the plastic lock over to OCCUPIED.  But wait—NO!—some no-good punks start shaking the porta-potty, right as you’re finishing up your bid’ness.  After mouthing desperate prayers to Odin, Batman, and the Power of Grayskull, you’re suddenly gifted with omega-level telekinesis.  Your eyes fly open in a blaze of light, eclipsing your pupils with unheralded power.  After cleaning up and zipping your pants, you fly out from the porta-potty and clutch the air, mentally herding your terrified accosters into the porta-potty and telekinetically locking the door.  You pay no heed to their pitiful wails as you use your newfound power to shake up the porta-potty like you were booby-trapping your friend’s can of soda.  Mwahahaha!  Then you fly off and eat a mouth-watering meal comprised of New York pizza and the finest mountain dew!  YES!  See, that rush of joy you’d feel at using power beyond imagining to inflict disgusting vengeance upon your foes is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a blue-splash free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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