Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“There you go,” Steven Seagal deadpans. “Now you’re going to be a 37th level ninja/wizard/black-ops X-wing pilot.” “AAAAHHH!!” I scream, falling out of bed and clutching at my eyes. “YOU JIZZED ON MY FACE, MAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!” He finishes buckling his pants. “Quit crying—you were sleeping when I did it.” “Oh you motherfucking—AAAAAHHHH!!!!” I…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Skul’DOOMIES! I begin my morning ablutions and see that some Great Folks bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the nabber mcfoo is happening, my fellow wordsmiths who like to invent babble n’ gabble that has some kind of weird, underlying order to it that can’t be articulated except by gut feel? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for it…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
EARLIER TODAY: Bitefighter—my 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire, Buddy for Life, and deadliest being within this 54 galaxy-cluster known as the Local Group—snaps the last clip of my thunder-shirt across my stomach and gives me a pat on the belly. “Arf rowfo mcroofskie aroo.” (No more freaking out at the sight of suburban families, okay? You’re…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!1
Mcfoozles Nerbowskies! BAM! I wake up and see that some Great Folks have either bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the man-boob is happening, all my fellow twig-and-berries wielders who’ve spent a little too much time on the flat or decline press? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for it as well! 🙂 ) No worries—I don’t wax eloquent about my…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I am a hunted man. Pause. Rewind. Zzeorrrrwrt! (That’s my rewinding noise; don’t judge) I’m at the gym, hitting deep in the pocket with each squat, activating those ham-hock muscles that molesty soccer moms love to grab and claw. I rack the bar, and I hear a chorus of screams outside the building. I run…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker’DOO! I wake up and see that people have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you guys are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Echo Paperback Update
Okay, here’s the latest: the new proof copy looks good. But when I tried to hit publish, they wouldn’t do it because I have interrupted pagination. I have interrupted pagination because I have two volumes combined together in this book, so after volume 1, I still have the afterword and notes and stuff but they…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers/Readers!!!
ber’KOOBIES! I wake up and see that a fine few have either bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever y’all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
Kent Wayne 