Get yer copy of Echo!

What the nabber mcfoo is happening, my fellow wordsmiths who like to invent babble n’ gabble that has some kind of weird, underlying order to it that can’t be articulated except by gut feel?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—I don’t fill Echo with nonsense utterances.  No, Echo is filled with a plethora of pew-pew, hairy-rowr beasts, non-preachy socioeconomic commentary, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how ridonco-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re working late, sighing a million times a minute as you scroll through soul-deadening emails, caught in that annoying, Office Space one-upmanship where you have to chip in to show you’re paying attention to the ongoing inanity.  You finally click the last one closed and pump your fist in triumph.  SWEET!  You enter your boss’s office to let him know you’re done, but as you walk through his door, a chill runs down your spine.  He turns in his chair, and you see his gloved hand stroking the corpse of a desiccated iguana, which he’s holding like some kind of fucked up Dr. Claw.  “There is no PEACE here,” he oozes.  “There is no SUCCOR!”  He levels a quivering, yellow-nailed finger at you.  “Gird yourself for thirty years of corporate ladder-climbing!”  Your insides quiver, but then your inner Batman rises up in your mind and you rasp:  “Not a chance, fuckface.”  He bolts up from his chair, withdrawing a jagged, bone-blade scimitar.  You rush forward, chopping the air like the T-1000.  As he takes a leaping swing at you, you kick-slide beneath him, push off his desk, then hurtle through the air, superman punching him right in the asshole.  It doesn’t slow him down; he hisses and swings but you’ve already reversed direction, running like a bat out of hell towards the fiftieth-story window.  You point your elbow toward its center, spearing through glass while clutching your boss’s intestine, which is still trailing from his undead butt-pucker.  Guts unravel in a quick flitter as you plunge down, and at the moment of tautness, you kick into the office thirty feet below, rappelling through its window in a scatter of glass.  You tumble across the floor, stopping yourself in an anime-style crouch, ready to beat the piss out of anyone else who wants to inflict their corperati evil on you.  YES!  That rush of ownage you’d feel at fighting off your lich-wizard boss is EXACTLY what indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a swords n’ sorcery favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

 

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