Get yer copy of Echo!

What the man-boob is happening, all my fellow twig-and-berries wielders who’ve spent a little too much time on the flat or decline press?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—I don’t wax eloquent about my hero’s delts and rhomboids or whatevers; he doesn’t go around bumping fists and grunting stupid motivational phrases to roided-out ape-barian bros.  NO.  Echo is filled with societal commentary, pew-pew, and motherfreakin’ future wizards instantiating as living lightning constructs called “blaze avatars!”  Whaaaaat!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how frenum-tinglingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re licking your chops, napkin tucked into your collar, fork and knife in your eager fists, when Jarvis or Jeeves or Brentsworth or whoever the hell your high-end butler is named serves you a steaming plate of food.  You take off the spotless chrome cover and—what the EFF—there’s a neatly coiled length of feces lying in the center of the plate.  The butler runs off, peeling off his face and giggling, and you suddenly realize you’ve been pranked by your lifelong nemesis who’s disguised themselves as a harmless old English fella!  Chuck Norris pops through the door and throws you a feces launcher, which of course has no need for hand-loading (that’d be a HORRIBLE launcher!)  “Here!” he yells.  “Take your vengeance!”  You put the nozzle to the feces, suck in the round, pump the action, sight in on your enemy, and—BLAMMO!  Your archnemesis falls to their knees, brought down by their own perfidy, screaming in abject horror.  What a “shitty” day!  Mwahahaha!  (What CAN’T denim-clad roundhouse kicks do???)  See, that rush of triumph you’d feel at having boomeranged some toilet-borne justice right back at that poop-slinging dickhole is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a feces-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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