Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the Orc Horde is going on, all you people who dream of spearing a pug-ugly monster right in the nutsack so you can impress/hook up with a hot-ass elf and never have to worry about smegma, skidmarks, or vague whiffs of bdussy? (’cos you KNOW they don’t tolerate that stuff in the Undying Lands!) …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
It’s the job of us writers to explore facets of life that are too taboo, awkward, or uncomfortable to bring up in everyday conversation. That being said, there is such a thing as a Breakup Fart. Anyone who’s been in a relationship knows exactly what I’m talking about. (Which is why I prefer single moms;…
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Echo Volume 2 gets five stars on Amazon!!!
Sker’DOO! Echo 2 gets five stars on Amazon, courtesy of Cap’n Dave! Thank You So Much Dave!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the testicular torsion is going on, all my fellow men who’ve been in the midst of exchanging cockily voiced “Yeah brah!”s and “Fo shao, fo shao!”s and suddenly been hit by a tear-inducing blast of nut-pain, one that vanquishes all prior cockiness and causes you to wipe the single tear that leaks from your…
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Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
McBOOMSKIES! Big Thank You goes out to M Throckmorton for throwing Echo 1 five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much M Throckmorton!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Echo and Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank word count: 21,054 Echo Vol.4: I’m on my fourth pass, 55th chapter (out of 98) Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Continuing to slog ahead! I’m at the point in editing Echo 4 where I’ve cut enough of the fluff…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
NINE MONTHS AGO: I have super-sperm. I’m not bragging; it would be a blessing if I didn’t have to host billions of nutcases, all psychopathically focused on making another me. It’s for this reason that I can’t jizz into socks; my crazy-ass sperm live for years outside my body and threaten to impregnate everything around…
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Echo Vol.1 gets four stars on Amazon!
Big Thank You goes out to Cap’n Dave, who dropped four stars for Echo on Amazon! The support is uber-important to us indie authors; each positive review is like being blessed by a sentient, glowing orb that bestows +1 to charisma, +1 to strength, and +2 to length and girth! Thank You Cap’n Dave!!! 🙂…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For years, cybernetic augments have remained the stuff of rumors. It’s only a matter of time before they make their way into our everyday lives. So what’s the first augment YOU’D get? “Kent Wayne! Man Whore Kent Wayne! Please—let me buy a copy of your book through ButtPay!” I turn away from the beautiful soccer…
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Echo Vol.1 gets four stars on Amazon!!!
Big Thank You goes out to Jaka for throwing Echo Vol.1 four stars on Amazon! For me, each positive review is like receiving a puppy that poops out lightsabers, or for those of you unimaginative heathens who can’t draw the implication: IT’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!! Thank You So Much Jaka!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1…
Kent Wayne 