Tag: Scifi

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    “A GLORIOUS DAY BROTHER!  GLORIOUS!”  This is what I yell as I wheel my two-handed great sword through the air, slicing through the throats of three Insectoids.  Their mandibles chitter in reflexive death throes as their decapitated heads thunk across the ground.  Kor’Thank, my long-time friend and second-in-command of the First Legion, Raptor Cavalry, slices…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!!

    sk’BAMMASLAMMA!  Whoever those people were that were reading Echo yesterday on Kindle Unlimited…Thank You!  Apologies for the typos and super clunky description; I am in the midst of fixing that right now, and within a week or so, I should have a smoother version of Echo 1 uploaded.  But still:  Thank You So Much!!! 🙂…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    “What do you think, Kent?”  Batman’s implacable eyes assess me while I examine the writer’s corpse.  It has two red pens stuck in its ruined eyeballs.  Jelly and blood are running down its face from both wounds.  It’s a sad sight, but one I’ve seen all too often as an author.  I shake my head…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    I’m wheeling through the blackness of space, humming to myself in Transcendental Enochian, picking and eating a few stars here, a few asteroids there…I pass by Andromeda and sidle up to her.  “Wassap ‘Droms?  You wanna merge black holes?  Mine is WAY bigger than the other—” she cuts me off with:  “Ew—no.  Leave me alone…

  • Echo:  The Weekly Update

    Echo: The Weekly Update

    Word Count, Vol.4:  Over 200k.  I’ve decided to stop counting until I’m finished (I save each chapter in a separate word file for better organization/modularity so it’s a huge pain for me to open em all up, wait for the word counts to load up, then tally everything). Thanks to All Who Bought Echo!  And…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Ever been to a yoga class and been completely pwned?  Yep, that was me—typical guy grunting and flailing all over the place as he tries to stand on one foot with hands all twisted up over his head or whatnot.  But as the months passed I worked on my harmonious tree or whatever it’s called,…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Time for some home-made Noms—cheesy eggs with onions, there is no finer comestible!  I look in my fridge and see that the single remaining carton of eggs is long past its expiration date—seems like I should’ve eaten them a year and a half ago.  I shrug.  Oh well—eating like a filthy, down-on-his-luck man-whore is par…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    The year is 3598.  I’m on the temperate planet of Gliese 832 c, putzing through their award-winning Earth museum.  I wave hello to a few Grays who I’ve seen playing hyperball next to my zero-grav neighborhood.  The tour guide says to my group:  “And here we have a one Taylor Swift:  a singer who sold…

  • Palamades Publishing:  Get your fix of poetry, ghosts, and soon…giant robots.  That’s right:  Giant robots motha duckas!

    Palamades Publishing: Get your fix of poetry, ghosts, and soon…giant robots. That’s right: Giant robots motha duckas!

    Good lord.  I’m at the gym waiting to use the squat rack.  Two Crossfit bros—that’s right, just TWO—have taken up the rack, the cables, all the benches, and the gym’s entire selection of kettlebells so they can engage in some kind of weird, injury-inducing circuit that causes them to grunt, scream, and fling their disgusting…

  • Get yer copy of Echo!

    Get yer copy of Echo!

    Dear fellow ape-beasts, all ye who once swung from trees and are currently evolving into some unimaginably strange form of half-machine, half-flesh technomancer:  This is an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  For a small scoop of that change mound you keep in your car’s center console, you too can plunge into…