Get yer copy of Echo!

Dear fellow ape-beasts, all ye who once swung from trees and are currently evolving into some unimaginably strange form of half-machine, half-flesh technomancer:  This is an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  For a small scoop of that change mound you keep in your car’s center console, you too can plunge into a dark wonderland of cyborgs n’ wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my works, please leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give indie authors the same glowy feeling that you’d get if you were at an off-hours office get-together, silently contemplating how to best destroy these fools who consistently weigh your psyche down with TPS reports, BS about accounts receivable, and sex-hormone lowering corporate buzzwords, but then the skies opened up and began raining down Darkseid’s parademons across the unsuspecting masses.  A psychically buried key activates in your consciousness, and you forget that you’re a pissed-off office-peon, and remember that you’re one of the Justice League (take your pick; I prefer the Dark Knight, obviously).  Now, instead of trying to constantly justify your existence through half-funny cat memes and vicious gossip that’s the only outlet with which to strike back at your Astaroth-worshipping corporate overlords, you spend your workdays punching evil in its stupid, turkey-necked face.  See, THAT’S how amazing it feels when us indie authors get a positive review on Amazon, so go ahead and slap a few sentences o’ niceness up on the Zons for your favorite indie author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Right now I’m in the middle of reworking Echo 1, trying to get all my noob mistakes out.  If you refrain from buying it due to my amateurish writing style, a product of my first ventures into fiction, then I totally understand, and I’ll announce when I re-upload an updated version.  If you buy it anyways, then many thanks!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle

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