Tag: Scifi
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Free Sample Friday!
It’s Free sample Friday, all my fellow noobernibowski-faced deviants! Check out barbarians, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-soldier fellas here: Echo. Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In three days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell your soul-dead boss, whom you’ve caught on multiple occasions either masturbating or sobbing (sometimes both) in his office, but now, as a…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In four days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the flesh-light your next door neighbor’s 15-year old son impregnated with his filthy, pimply seed which then gave birth to a machine…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
This may come as a surprise, but being an indie author doesn’t mean you’re rolling in the dough, snorting coke off hookers’ starfishes. More often than not, it means staring blankly at a screen for hours on end, then swearing loudly and powering through a vigorous jerk-sesh to ease some of the tension. Point is,…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In four days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the overbearing president of the local PTA chapter as she’s shouldering her monstrous jackhammer-dildo—the one powered by state-of-the-art zero-point tech derived from…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In five days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell those imaginary friends whom you anally ravage while pulling their hair, crying profusely whilst you swear vengeance upon your enemies, and whom…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“God DAMMIT!” I raise my furry paws to shield my face as a bunch of giggly neurons blast out from Kent Wayne’s Prefrontal Cortex. Giant-ass Amygdala swivels from side to side, blurting statements that are either fearful or angry. I slap him twice but he keeps gibbering. After I wrestle him to the floor, I…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In five days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the quivering lump of jello you’ve brought to unholy life through a sex magick ritual involving anuses and egg yolks, the one…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In six days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family…jeezamongofacefreaks—tell the secret booger-beings you’ve painted on the wall when you thought no one was looking, the ones you tearfully swear allegiance to every…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Kent Wayne, reporting for Hell.” The Demogorgon behind the cinder-and-ash desk scribbles something down in his human-hide notebook, then shoves a moldy burlap sack into my arms. “After you clean these severed dicks off with the flat of your tongue, head over to room 378.” “What’s in room 37—” “A un-dissolvable cloud of Rush Limbaugh’s…
