Tag: reading
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A bead of sweat rolls down my temple. I gulp down food and glance side to side without turning my head. “Chicken’s good,” Giada De Laurentiis mutters. “Mm.” Sofia Vergara’s expression is straight-up lifeless, a perfect match to her deadpan tone. For the next few minutes, all I can hear is the scrape of cutlery,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the post-nut-clarity is happening, all you temporarily insane horndogs who’ve gone on a nether-smashing rampage with clowns, robots, a teddy bear with boobs, wrapping paper tubes filled with mayonnaise, peanut butter, relish (with just a little bit of sriracha to intensify the sensation), a slit in the sofa, a particularly large hairball, a sludgy…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING GOOD, KENT,” the Big Guy booms. “WRITING NOVELS AND CAPITALIZING ON YOUR TALENT, JUST AS I INTENDED. I SHALL GRANT YOU A SINGLE WISH. SPEAK IT, AND IT SHALL BE.” I clench both fists and tense with excitement. “Quintuple my penis leng—” He interrupts with the psychic equivalent of holding out a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sham-ass is happening, all you horndogs who’ve been drawn in by a booty that’s been enhanced with filters, lighting, multiple takes, the right angle and calculated posture, but when you meet that person in real life and strip off the space-age fabric that contributes to their ass looking like a perfectly formed, anime-forged…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Between running on my wheel to power Kent’s brain, and supervising the functions of his muscular body, I am straight up EXHAUSTED. That’s right—I’m the furry rodent inside his noggin. Widely known as True Hamster. You may think of him as a lumbering he-slut, but it may surprise you to know that his natural IQ…
Kent Wayne 