Tag: reading
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Another day o’ writing! Doo bee doo bee doo…I sit at my desk, crack my knuckles, and open the ol’ mind-hole, signaling that my brain is open for business. Any muse that wants to drop in, go ahead—drench my face-neck-and-chest with your imaginal seed, come thru with the ideas and bomb-ass scenes! Unfortunately, nothing pops…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-snare is happening, all you meat-swingers who’ve gotten careless with your pocket-vajeen booby trap inspections and unwittingly stuck your womb-hammer into the rubbery aperture, only to have a display on its shaft light up with the image of that creepy clown-villain from Saw who goes on to inform you that you have 5…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Ugh…Martha Stewart lured me into her van with pizza, mountain dew, and the most delicious variants of Elmer’s glue, but after using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, she kicked my ass out into the unforgiving desert. Wait…up ahead…is that a camper? Do my eyes deceive me, or… No, it’s…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-shlorp is happening, all you shlorpy shlurpy enthusiasts who are truly digging the shloppylicious audio/tactile accompaniment that comes with a shlippery-shlidey orifice but you take it a step too far in the middle of doggy style and start singing the bridge from Adam Sandler’s catchy-as-hell tune “Lunchlady Land,” belting out, “SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bit o’ shrooms, bit o’ Tacoma FD followed by some bomb-ass kdramas… As I’m drifting off on my gamete-coated futon, my closet door bangs open—it’s my rabid ex, Irma Horfendorff! Before I can react, she’s got me in a solid rear naked choke. “Shh…shhhhh….” Then it all goes dark. … …….. “What the…” I blink…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 