Tag: reading
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“And so, Kent Wayne, I challenge you to a dick-measuring contest.” Elon steeples his fingers in front of his nose and mouth, and regards me over his super sleek, tech-mogul-worthy desk. “Should you win, I shall gift you with my assets and possessions.” “And if I lose?” I raise an eyebrow. “I will sever your…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the surprise purple-nurple is happening, all you unsuspecting grown-ups who forgot kids are savages that have only recently been expelled from an interdimensional entrance (fun fact: if you believe individuated consciousness originates on another plane and merges with matter, the vajeen arguably qualifies as a dimension-spanning portal, which means on a daily basis, you’re…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I want you to teach me.” Steven Seagal, in all his creepy-gross glory, is knocking out shirtless pushups right at my feet. His thick-haired gut slops on the floor, making wet shlorpy noises with each halfass rep—it’s like his stomach is making out with the ground. “You’re a professional Man Whore. Teach me your ways.”…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the machine-penis is happening, all my fellow meatslingers who are watching the rise of AI with growing alarm—fuck the jobs, they’re trying to outperform your mothershitting DICK—but machine-wieners are way too sneaky and take advantage of our kindness, they proliferate through the masses until suddenly, one day, a machine-cock is elected to the highest…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Today is the LAST day Echo 2, 3, and 4 are $0.99 on Kindle! (2/11-2/12 morning Pacific Time)
Today is the LAST day Echo 2, 3, 4 are $0.99 on Kindle! (2/11-2/12 morning Pacific Time) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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