Tag: reading
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-hole is happening, all you doom-bringers who throw your friend a knowing look, tell em, “check this out,” and accidentally cut loose with a dimension-warping beefer, their eyes widen in horror before they deconstruct into a blurry quantum haze, you scream NOOOO but it’s too damn late because your ass makes Gimli’s horn-blowing…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
About damn time! I knew it wouldn’t be long before I could plug into a direct-to-brain, VR porn world! Myfriendshotmom dot com, come thru with the production value! I mate the connector to the back of my skull, dissolving reality into a pixelated blur. It coheres into a range of sex vans, bachelorette parties, and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dust-dick is happening, all you dry-spell mofos who are looking down at your sad withered peen which could feasibly double as Théoden King of Rohan when Grima Wormtongue was poisoning his mind with evil sibilant whispers, sometimes it coughs up desiccated sperm and speaks in a quavery voice that would evoke condescending laughter…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Damn bruh, those mushrooms were strong! Had a good ol’ trip before I nodded off to Adventure Time… What the…where am I? The appliances are sci-fi, but distinctly old-school; they’ve got that worn-down, slightly beaten look. I zero in on a bed in the corner. The dude under the blanket looks familiar, but it’s covering…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-lips are happening, all you folks who happen to be looking at a sleeping wiener when it suddenly rears up and snarls in a beat-your-ass tone (take your pick between New Yawk mobster, backwoods mutant-adjacent overalls-wearing hillbilly, or Clint from Gran Torino after his hemorrhoids explode and spontaneously catch fire) “What the FUCK…
Kent Wayne 