Tag: reading
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
It’s been a couple of months since I maowed down some shrooms and got spirited away to Middle Earth. At first I thought it was the absolute tits, flirting with hot Elven moms and sneaking into the armory so I could dress up in plate-mail and fuck around with swords. Unfortunately, the head honchos quickly…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the destructo-taint is happening, all you folks who’re giving your partner a shlurpy-good eatin’ when suddenly you notice a glowing panel comprised of symbols and patterns between their b-hole and genitalia, curiosity gets the better of you and you start pushing glyphs and emblems triggering resonant harmonies and fantastic alien tones, nasty bits start…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As part of my Man Whore shenanigans, I sometimes get invited to make myself comfy before my client gets home. Unfortunately, I’ve stumbled onto her disgusting college progeny and his douche-bro frat buddies, all of whom are sporting roofie-slinging names like Tanner, Hunter, Brayden, Chase, Brackston, or whatever regular-ass moniker that is now deemed original…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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My YA Fantasy book, A Door into Evermoor, is now available in paperback!
A Door into Evermoor is now available in paperback! Here’s the link: Paperback Copy Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I scream as we drop into the center of the Rancor pit. “You don’t have a lightsaber!” I shout. “What in THE FUCK?!?” “Don’t worry,” Luke Skywalker assures me. “I’ve done this before.” He looks around and nods at some bones. “Grab as many as you can. We’ll stick em in its jaws and buy…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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