Tag: reading
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, WHEN GRAMMAR NAZIS CONTROL THE GODDAMN WORLD… What the—am I in a ZOO EXHIBIT??? I run up to the glass and bang it with my fists. “Hey! HEY! What in the FUCK?!?” A bald, jawline-devoid, testosterone-deprived tour guide walks a group of schoolchildren up to my enclosure. “With recent advances in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the rescue-cock is happening, all you wrongly accused meatslingers who’ve been framed by sinister parties and find yourself in court as the judge summarizes why you’re legally fucked, after which they lower their spectacles, look over the brim at you and ask if you have anything to say, sweat beads across your brow, how…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I don’t mind being a black chess pawn. Unlike humans, we don’t suffer from all the racial bullshit that pervades Earthling society. My life is simple—move one square ahead, attack diagonally to the left or right, and hopefully make it to the end of board. Unfortunately, all that’s about to change. White King angrily storms…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the penis-arm is happening, all you first-time gym-goers who start hitting the weights but you’re constantly trying not to exclaim, “Agh!” “Gross!” and other cries of disgust because you’re not sure whether these super-jacked meatheads are doing curls with blood-gorged arms or flexing a giant veiny wiener, after a while you get used to…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN A DYSTOPIAN WORLD, WHERE BILLIONAIRE MOGULS HAVE SHOWN THEIR SMALL-WIENERED CARDS… “Step forward, citizen.” The robo-drone regards me with its steadily blinking, ocular module. Sweat runs down my temples and cheeks. I’ve paid a fortune for a highly illegal penile dehancer (a telemetry broadcast device that fools scanners into reading my dick as acceptably…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 