Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the terror-cum is happening, all you meatpackers who suffered from random-ass boners when you were called up to the chalkboard to solve a stupid-ass math problem, now you’re fully grown and that shit comes roaring back during a company-wide presentation, only it’s beyond just a boner you’re fucking spasming and twitching, jizz will erupt,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“AAGGH! PHBBBT!” I bang my head against Taylor Swift’s desk as she blasts my eye with high-pressure squizz (squirt-jizz). She doesn’t notice—she’s lost in ecstasy due to my Man Whore ministrations. “Ow…” I back out of the desk and rise to my feet, rubbing the goose-egg on my skull. “You could’ve warned me.” She flaps…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Sam-Frodo-Gollum love triangle is happening, all you folks who stumble on the Lord of the Rings director-only supercut and straighten up in your seat as you view a Majestic-12-level classified scene where Sam and Frodo are spit-roasting Gollum, ravaging his Ring-shriveled orifices with unabashed enthusiasm causing you to jump up and holler, “I…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Click! I inspect my newly taken dick pic, carefully scrutinizing the lighting and angle. Did I get the curve and hole-widening girth? Yep! Another d-pic successfully taken! Suddenly, my phone starts shaking and rumbling. “FUCK!” I chuck it as hard as I can. It bangs off the wall, lands on the floor, and erupts with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the glory trap is happening, all you horny fucks who see an unattended hole in a decrepit bathroom and predictably think, hmm, yeah, this seems like a good idea, then proceed to unzip and stick the ol’ womb-hammer into the hole, suddenly it erupts with diagonally opposed mandibles surrounded by angry pink flesh that…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
Kent Wayne 