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Check out my high school absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know āabsurdicalā is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!Ā All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here:Ā KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā Ā 
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Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā 
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Musings
I believe novelty is inevitable–even if the same idea comes up again, it’s expressed in a different existential configuration, where none of the particles are in the exact same space-time arrangement.
So I suppose that as I recognize the “old” as new, I must also accept irony as an existential truth.
Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits.Ā It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more!Ā I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort!Ā Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into Evermoor, in paperback!Ā Ā
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Check it out here:Ā Weapons of Old
Get A Door into Evermoor on kindle here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā š š š
Willow Croft leaves a great review for A Door into Evermoor!
Willow Croft leaves a great review for A Door into Evermoor!Ā Here’s the review:Ā Willow Croft’s review #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into EvermoorĀ Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Ā Weapons of Old Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1 Ā š š š
Check out my high school absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know āabsurdicalā is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!Ā All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here:Ā KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā Ā Ā #Kindle #KindleUnlimitedĀ
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What the death-taint is happening, all you nasty taint-neglecters whoāve built up a thriving civilization on your fleshy undercarriage (tiny beast-folk, grotesque hobgoblins, translucent humanoids and other wonders and horrors that boggle the mind and defy the imagination) only to run into that fuckfaced coworker who posts stuff on LinkedIn that sounds like a cross between a copy-pasted motivational speech, shitty haiku, and an emotionally stunted football coach who canāt speak in their own words so they mindlessly spout cliches and aphorisms that lack all context and survive sheerly on the dint of rhythmic appeal God what a waste of fucking oxygen the world would have entered a utopian age if his dad just shot him in a sock or his mother just swallowed him you canāt STAND this fuckhole so you wipe your taint-gunk all over his yuppie-fied face he immediately starts screaming and drops to his knees and yanks out a wakizashi so he can commit seppuku and end the fucking painā
Whoa, whoa WHOA! Yeah, we all hate those LinkedIn idiots who finds new ways to say, āYou worked hard. But I worked harder.ā THAT, however, doesnāt give you a right to melt his face off with your taint-spawned mini-civilization! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that Iāve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Iāve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If youāre hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big olā helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And donāt forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviewsāeven though they only take a minute or two of your timeāare like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Musings
I’ve noticed my negative thoughts fall into two distinct types. The first type–where I consciously and deliberately frame things in a negative light–is like pouring fuel on the fire, or voluntarily putting my hand on a hot stove, and doesn’t lead to anything productive. The second type–negative thoughts and feelings that arise without my bidding–are simply a reflex, and dissipate faster once I allow them to exist and allow them to be felt (suppression/denial/willful ignorance of them results in false positivity, which only makes me more negative).
The first type results from a deliberate act of will, while the second is an automatic event. The first is good to avoid, while the second is good to allow.
Maybe that’s just how it works in my head, and my head alone. I’m not sure.
Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback!Ā Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.Ā After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!Ā During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess!Ā All this and more in A Door into Evermoor!Ā #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into EvermoorĀ Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Ā Weapons of Old Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1 Ā š š š
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 