Tag: personal
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sham-ass is happening, all you horndogs who’ve been drawn in by a booty that’s been enhanced with filters, lighting, multiple takes, the right angle and calculated posture, but when you meet that person in real life and strip off the space-age fabric that contributes to their ass looking like a perfectly formed, anime-forged…
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Musings
There’s reams of data out there, that–when juxtaposed against our limited and transient lives–underlines my insignificance, transience, and ignorance. The only practical conclusion I can take away from that is to focus on enjoying the moment, and appreciating the Mystery as much as possible.
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Between running on my wheel to power Kent’s brain, and supervising the functions of his muscular body, I am straight up EXHAUSTED. That’s right—I’m the furry rodent inside his noggin. Widely known as True Hamster. You may think of him as a lumbering he-slut, but it may surprise you to know that his natural IQ…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the holi-dick is happening, all you adventurous revelers who like to mash nethers dressed in an eye-catching costume and decide to carry it forward to a vigorous hole-widening after a Thanksgiving feast, only to realize too little too late that as you’re thrusting away with a full belly this is the opposite of sexy…
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Musings
Distraction from pain. Giving into a craving. Doing what nets me the most happiness and fulfillment. I find it useful to perceive where they appear to be the same, even when they are completely at odds.
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As my rollercoaster section creaks up the tracks, Neil Degrasse Tyson pulls up beside me on a jetpack. “NDT!” My eyes widen in surprise. “What are you doing here???” “See this?” He brandishes a middle finger, jabs it into my peeper— “Ow! FUCK!” —then brandishes it again. “Take a good fucking look! You think I…
