Tag: news
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the unintended facial is happening, all you meatbeaters who are reveling in a weed-pizza-and-Netflix-induced haze, flogging your wiener without a care in the world whilst lounging around in a Big Lebowski-style robe when suddenly your nemesis from work crashes into your bedroom, grabs your shaft right as you bust, points it at your eyes,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
It’s been a couple of months since I maowed down some shrooms and got spirited away to Middle Earth. At first I thought it was the absolute tits, flirting with hot Elven moms and sneaking into the armory so I could dress up in plate-mail and fuck around with swords. Unfortunately, the head honchos quickly…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the destructo-taint is happening, all you folks who’re giving your partner a shlurpy-good eatin’ when suddenly you notice a glowing panel comprised of symbols and patterns between their b-hole and genitalia, curiosity gets the better of you and you start pushing glyphs and emblems triggering resonant harmonies and fantastic alien tones, nasty bits start…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As part of my Man Whore shenanigans, I sometimes get invited to make myself comfy before my client gets home. Unfortunately, I’ve stumbled onto her disgusting college progeny and his douche-bro frat buddies, all of whom are sporting roofie-slinging names like Tanner, Hunter, Brayden, Chase, Brackston, or whatever regular-ass moniker that is now deemed original…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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My YA Fantasy book, A Door into Evermoor, is now available in paperback!
A Door into Evermoor is now available in paperback! Here’s the link: Paperback Copy Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
Kent Wayne 