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  • The Echo series is FREE for three days! (2/5-2/7)

    The Echo series is FREE for three days! (2/5-2/7)

    The entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for three days!  (2/5-2/7) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  Get it here:  A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get…

  • The Echo series is FREE for four days! (2/4-2/7)

    The Echo series is FREE for four days! (2/4-2/7)

    The entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for four days!  (2/4-2/7) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  Get it here:  A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get…

  • The Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    The Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    The entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for five days!  (2/3-2/7) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  Get it here:  A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get…

  • Tomorrow, the Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    Tomorrow, the Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    Tomorrow, the entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for five days!  (2/3-2/7) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  Get it here:  A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl. …

  • The day after tomorrow, the Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    The day after tomorrow, the Echo series is FREE for five days! (2/3-2/7)

    The day after tomorrow, the entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for five days!  (2/3-2/7) #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  Get it here:  A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank: …

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the unkempt pubes are happening, all you mullet-dicked fucks who sweet-talk another rainforest-groined person into smashing nethers with you, only to discover that both your crotch-fros have grown advanced civilizations within their cheese-ridden depths, mid-thrust you both look down as cries of “FREEEDOM!” and “THIS.  IS.  SPARTA!” and “FOR FRODO!” ring out from your…

  • Check out my first YA Fantasy book:  A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!

    Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!

    Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Steven Seagal walks into the room.  I put my back against the wall, ensuring he can’t see into my open-assed patient-gown.  “You’re not a doctor!  Get the fuck out of here!” He taps the stethoscope on his chest.  “This says different.”  Then he puts on a rubber glove—the latex snaps loudly against his wrist.  “Now…

  • Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

    Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the over-the-shoulder-cum is happening, all you 99th-level jerkers who’ve just achieved the crowning achievement of all jerk-related activities and blown a wad that rocketed over your motherfucking shoulder, rest is for the weak, time for round 2, you’re slaving away with a white-knuckled grip, choking the absolute shit out of your friction-burnt meat and…