Tag: kindle
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-butt is happening, all you folks who are trying to impress your lover by going in for a lick, only to be hit square in the olfactory by a waft from the beasthole, instantly turning your mug into one of those squinty-eyed caricatures of someone who’s already sleep-deprived just waking up, who also…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murrghh…wake up, brew some coffee, sit down at my computer to knock out some words. Hopefully, myfriendshotmom dot com hasn’t posted any vids. If they have, you’d best believe I’m gonna stop writing, because my wiener’s coming out so I can I beat it with the fury of a thousand exploding suns— Steven Seagal tumbles…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the doctor’s nub is happening, all you meat-wielders who’re absentmindedly waiting atop the medical table, clad in an open-backed robe whilst your feet swing carelessly to and fro, suddenly you realize it’s cold as hell and your piece has shriveled to the size of a baby acorn, you can’t let that be a matter…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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David Booker Reads chapters 6 and 7 from Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl on YouTube!
Many thanks and much gratitude toward David Booker, who approached me online and asked if he could read Kor’Thank on Youtube! Please check out his reading here: David’s Reading of chapters 6 and 7 from Kor’Thank on YouTube. He’s a brave man–Kor’Thank is the weirdest, arguably the most profane, and definitely the most subversive out…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Wassup, my fellow Force-ghosts? Fives.” I stride confidently into the Jedi gathering, holding up a hand and clapping it against Windu’s immaterial palm. Obi Wan Kenobi gives me a dubious look. “Didn’t realize you’d attained master status. Nevertheless, it is evidenced by your aetheric instantiation. Welcome to our—” Yoda points past my shoulder. “Arrived, dickface…
Kent Wayne 