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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the ass-bush is happening, all your horndogs who’ve stumbled upon the horror of an unkempt b-hole, as you part the legs it lunges at your face like an airbag with an afro—fuh-FOOMP—causing you to gag and retch and scream I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT, it’s too fucking late it’s entangled your…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn, I’ve never eaten a ghost pepper burrito! “Sorry guys.” I pat my belly, then spread my legs and address my butthole. “I’ll make it up to you later.” OM NOM NOM GALUMPH! Down the hatch it goes! Woof, that is a LOT of food. I fold my arms on top of my desk and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gluk-job is happening, all you lucky-ass recipients of a jackhammering mouth upon your peen, suddenly it gets WAY too intense and you’re like no you fool, you’re about to unleash my demonic aspect, but it’s way too late, hellish fractals open on your brow, your skin ripples and expands into an angry expanse…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! Oh, I’ve also published volume 1 of the saga, A Door into…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“What the FUCK?” Timothy Chalamet shoves me with both hands, causing me to stumble a few steps back. “Why the fuck are you even here??? This is reserved for top-shelf Man Whores!” He flings an outraged arm, encompassing the entirety of the cruise ship. Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, the Hemsworth brothers, and a bunch of…
