Tag: humor
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“You’re MY Man Whore, Kent!” Taylor Swift hops atop my peen and grabs me by the throat. “MINE!” “HHHKKK…” I try to pry her fingers from around my windpipe, but it ain’t happening—she’s too damn strong from decades of guitar practice. “Please…I have a diamond-hard wiener. You’re gonna…BREAK IT…” “Too bad!” she chortles, flipping her…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21!
By the big ol’ nerples that make you question your purpose in life!!! (are they good? Bad? So confusing!) Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21! Belly-crawl out of that cum-crystal minefield you call a bed (my sheets crackle and pop like angry Rice Krispies, tee hee!) and go tell…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the smeg-stache (smegma mustache; gross—I know) is going on, all you dirty-minded deviants who like to smear a big ol’ glob o’ nether parts funkencheese across your boss’s upper lip after they’ve had one too many drinks at a stoopid-ass office party and passed out on the conference room table but now they’re doomed…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21!
By your lover’s face-melting Death Fart that wakes you up in the middle of the night and causes you to cry silent tears of pain!!! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21! Hold off on activating Beast Mode by meditating on your unwashed butthole chakra (come on—you know the hippie-types…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“FELLOW MAN WHORES!” I ride my horse Braveheart-style before an army of he-sluts, brandishing the state-of-the-art lightsaber I got from Toys R Us. “SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, WE HAVE BEEN USED LIKE CHEAP COSTCO MIX BY MARTHA STEWART AND HER LEGIONS OF ALPHA MILFS! THEIR MEAGER TIPS DO NOT MAKE UP FOR THE THOUSANDS OF HOURS…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the old-man smell of an old-man taint!!! (if you consider yourself brave, pick Gary Busey for that shudder-inducing exercise of your nastified imagination) Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish booby-trapping your coworkers’ chairs with remote-controlled, spring-loaded dildos (for extra screams, make the dickheads look like…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the cryptic cloaca that serves as Cthulu’s anus! The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish up that fantasy where you star in all the porn you want, firing heavy weaponry into the sky and screaming at the top of your lungs whenever you…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Fungal foreskin from a foul-ass Firbolg! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Give your five-a-day quarantine-jerking a goddamn rest, put some cocoa butter on your beat-to-shit genitals, and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is happening, my fellow Power Fuckers who’ve pounded away like your life depends on it, then elicited an ooey-gooey farting noise because of TRAPPED AIR NOT BUTT-GAS and tried to hold back a howl of laughter because you’re an immature child at heart but a snicker gets through and you mentally scar…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Predator-mouthed vajeen that stalks me in my darkest nightmares! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Stop glaring angrily at the darkened ceiling, enduring the mind-eating dregs of your lover’s death-farts (the blessing and curse of any relationship: you have to endure your paramour’s…
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