Tag: humor
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Goddamned micro-dicked tech lords!” Pete Davidson rages. “Why the fuck won’t they leave us alone?” He peeks above our trench, then ducks back down as an AI-powered spider-drone cuts loose with its miniguns. “You know damn well why.” I slap another battery into my DE (directed energy) rifle. “Fuckers won’t stop until there’s no one…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved asshole is happening, all you overachieving groomers who revel in the feel of a smooth, hairless bum, tingling with the slight burn of some in-grown-hair-fighting aftershave, only to forget the sonic amplification of bare-ass buttcheeks which leads to an extra loud clap when you try and release a normally silent fart—pa-PAP PAP!—drawing…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…I fell asleep in the bed of my soccer mom client. That happens sometimes, when you’re a professional Man Whore. Hmm, maybe I should pay to launder these sheets—that’s a metric ton of sex-juice crusties… Suddenly, a voice floats up the stairs: “We need to guard this goddamn map!” A chorus of dudes cheer in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-bounce is happening, all you shy-ass bulge-slingers who’ve taken pains to hide your piece with compression shorts or medical tape but you got sloppy this morning so you wore gray sweatpants without flattening your peen, only to get taken hostage by some 90s-style euro-accented, faux-operator terrorists who line you up with the other…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…can’t sleep…might as well jerk it. A few minutes in, I break into song, the same one I always sing whenever I feel my nut start to build: “Whoaaa…we’re halfway there Whoaa-oh! Livin’ on a prayer Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear” Suddenly, my wiener surges out of my fingers. “ ‘Halfway there?’ …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gluk-job is happening, all you smug-ass wiener-slingers who’re overly confident in your ability to last through a beej, but then a mouth starts pummeling your peen with a barrage of gluk-gluk shlorpy and at first you wanna laugh because they look like a fish out of water that’s been turbocharged with crack, but…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
What the…why am I naked in an African savanna? I rub my eyes, blinking in confusion and clearing them of gunk. The last thing I remember was chilling at home, getting ready to do some wiener/lariat tricks for my Only Fans soccer mom viewers… “Quick!” Elon pokes out from behind a tree, levels a rifle,…
Kent Wayne 