Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-butt is happening, all you folks who are trying to impress your lover by going in for a lick, only to be hit square in the olfactory by a waft from the beasthole, instantly turning your mug into one of those squinty-eyed caricatures of someone who’s already sleep-deprived just waking up, who also…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murrghh…wake up, brew some coffee, sit down at my computer to knock out some words. Hopefully, myfriendshotmom dot com hasn’t posted any vids. If they have, you’d best believe I’m gonna stop writing, because my wiener’s coming out so I can I beat it with the fury of a thousand exploding suns— Steven Seagal tumbles…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the doctor’s nub is happening, all you meat-wielders who’re absentmindedly waiting atop the medical table, clad in an open-backed robe whilst your feet swing carelessly to and fro, suddenly you realize it’s cold as hell and your piece has shriveled to the size of a baby acorn, you can’t let that be a matter…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Wassup, my fellow Force-ghosts? Fives.” I stride confidently into the Jedi gathering, holding up a hand and clapping it against Windu’s immaterial palm. Obi Wan Kenobi gives me a dubious look. “Didn’t realize you’d attained master status. Nevertheless, it is evidenced by your aetheric instantiation. Welcome to our—” Yoda points past my shoulder. “Arrived, dickface…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the summer penile syndrome is happening (yes, it has an entry on Wikipedia and no, there aren’t any pics in it), all you wiener-slingers who’re struck by an abundance of itchy red dots which causes you to sprint at full speed throughout your house screaming FUUUUUUCKKKK!!! at the absolute top of your adrenalized lungs,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Superman extends a hand. “Have a seat.” “Thanks.” I scoot in and lower into my chair. “To what do I owe the pleasure? I’m a street-level metahuman—figured I wouldn’t even be on the Big Three’s radar.” Batman rasps, “I started out street-level. That doesn’t mean you can’t make a difference.” “Definitely.” Wonder Woman gives me…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-smack is happening, all you wiener-slingers who’ve had your meat slapped against a tongue causing you to chuckle confidently and be like heh heh cool, but then it graduates into a light smack with the palms or fingers and you’re like ouch but you don’t say anything because you don’t want to ruin…
Kent Wayne 