Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex competition is going on, all you horny slappa-slappers who’re slappa-slapping away when suddenly you hear another couple on the other side of the wall, now instead of paying attention to making sex you’re eyeing the wall in annoyance, faking louder and louder expressions of pleasure, your fuck-minded competitors start doing the same,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“This is a training X-wing,” Luke informs me as we break free of the exosphere and soar into space. “Its hyperdrive is deactivated. It’s also reconfigured so we can sit side by side. Don’t touch anything unless I—” “This is so fucking COOL!” I blurt. “Where the fuck are the proton torpedoes?” I swivel in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sweaty doggystyle is happening, all you folks who’re slamming it from behind on a 30th story balcony (given the modern-day variety of contraptions and hole-blasters, it’s anyone’s guess who’s giving and who’s receiving), only to have slimy perspiration spring out on your fingers, causing you to desperately try and power through and keep…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
If you’re versed in the nerd world, you know the term “Daywalker” from Blade, arguably the first movie that marked the beginning of the modern day superhero genre. Ironically, there’s an equivalent in the nerd world as well. That would be me—one foot in the nerd world, one foot in…well, you can call it what…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-blankets are happening, all you nastified nasties who’ve failed to wash your sheets and made the mistake of letting your partner lay in them, only to see them scream and twist as they shatter the crystalline layer formed from your juices and suffer thousands of cuts in slow-motion horror, howling like Vader at…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Chuck Norris shifts into park and grumbles, “Used to be a kuh-ratty champion and silver screen star. Now I’m doing stoopid-ass videos fer YouTube and TikTok.” I jump out of his truck and walk around the hood so I can bring him back into the frame of my phone/camera. “C’mon Chuck, this is a longtime…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 