Tag: humor
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
This is a dream come true! I get invited to interview with the freakin’ AVENGERS? I always wanted to be an A-list superguy, but man…never thought I would be chilling this high in Stark Tower. I look around the 80th floor lounge. Where is everybody? It’s been over an hour. No worries—they’re probably saving the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the whore-dog is happening, all you bored pedestrians who’re suddenly offered the mother of all hotdogs by a random-ass vendor, without thinking you snatch it up and jam it down your gob, tears pour forth and ruin the extra-thick mascara you decided to wear for no apparent reason whatsoever as you gluk-gluk-gluk like a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I roll out of bed, brew up some coffee, and sit down at my computer. What should I write about? Mech-suits? Elves? Astral phenomena that defy our understanding of causality and ethics? I flip up the screen and click on my browser. Myfriendshotmom dot com flashes open. WElp…thought I was gonna write, but I guess…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the old balls is happening, you once tight-sacked meat-slingers who have now become that codger in the locker room, flashing your ankle-knocking sack to any and all, when you’re suddenly confronted by a trio of AARP enforcers, two of whom grab your arms while the other menacingly dons a set of brass knuckles and…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Grammar Nazi Prime bursts from my closet, wielding a pair of red-ink pens. I fall from my chair and grab his wrists, preventing him from burying the pens in my eyes. After a quick back and forth in open guard, I worm a knee between us and pull off a scissor sweep—now I’m sitting atop…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickmatyzation is going on, all you super-penised last of the humans who’re fleeing from a mob of horny zombies (yes, they should make a movie of that if they haven’t already) swinging your beautiful vajeen-widener from side to side, then matador-style—OLE!—chucking it to the right and compelling your pursuers to run in droves…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Yes, I lift big ol’ weights and know all about macros and metabolic conditioning, but I’m also versed in nerdisms galore. Everything from Naruto’s rasengan to twenty-sided die, all the way back to 90s X-men when Psylocke was licking oil off Cyclops’s cheek and throwing younger Kent into a horndog tizzy, forcing me to spend…
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