Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the elevator-fart is happening, all you high-rise ascenders who like to play Russian roulette in a crowded elevator by slowly, EVER so slowly, letting up on the pucker and releasing a muted hiss of face-killing gas, only to suddenly lose control and let the cheeks start thwacking—pa-pap-pap PAP—inducing a moment of stunned silence, which…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Check out these nipples!” Elon exclaims, lofting his surgically modified, six-inch milk-spouts. “And don’t forget about my areolas! Fuck a pepperoni—these things are as big as a goddamn pizza! Come get you some a’ this billionaire titty milk!” Bezos gallops over on all fours, mewling and sniveling like Gollum in heat. As he latches on…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-melanin is happening, all you meat-beaters who’ve realized the outdated standard of length has given way to a gamut of preferences to not just include girth, but also curve and hue, some of you are wiping your brow and exclaiming WHEW because your womb-hammer hasn’t been cursed with the now-unfashionable shade of translucent…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Twenny grams o’ shrooms—GALUMPH. Wait a few minutes, and… HooooOOOOLY SHIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!! … …………………………………… I’ve been on Middle Earth for a couple of months. Still can’t pronounce where I am (these flowy-tongued Elves with their Ls and their Ys) but I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty dope. You prolly never smashed with a beautiful set of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the brain-glitch is happening, all you folks who are conversing pleasantly at Thanksgiving dinner, when suddenly, in the depths of your noggin, the hamster-on-the-wheel that serves as your filter seizes up and dies, causing you to blurt out that bleached assholes taste slightly better than original recipe, followed by in-depth explanations of wack-ass sex…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I used to be a world-renowned, award-winning Man Whore. Now I’ve got ear-hairs, liver spots, and a pathetic scraggle of snowy white pubes. Yeah, my wiener hasn’t shrunk (still wraps around my thigh and tucks into my sock) but it never gets to a hundred percent. Even the finest milf-porn won’t do the trick; I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…
Kent Wayne 