Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the post-nut-clarity is happening, all you temporarily insane horndogs who’ve gone on a nether-smashing rampage with clowns, robots, a teddy bear with boobs, wrapping paper tubes filled with mayonnaise, peanut butter, relish (with just a little bit of sriracha to intensify the sensation), a slit in the sofa, a particularly large hairball, a sludgy…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING GOOD, KENT,” the Big Guy booms. “WRITING NOVELS AND CAPITALIZING ON YOUR TALENT, JUST AS I INTENDED. I SHALL GRANT YOU A SINGLE WISH. SPEAK IT, AND IT SHALL BE.” I clench both fists and tense with excitement. “Quintuple my penis leng—” He interrupts with the psychic equivalent of holding out a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sham-ass is happening, all you horndogs who’ve been drawn in by a booty that’s been enhanced with filters, lighting, multiple takes, the right angle and calculated posture, but when you meet that person in real life and strip off the space-age fabric that contributes to their ass looking like a perfectly formed, anime-forged…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Between running on my wheel to power Kent’s brain, and supervising the functions of his muscular body, I am straight up EXHAUSTED. That’s right—I’m the furry rodent inside his noggin. Widely known as True Hamster. You may think of him as a lumbering he-slut, but it may surprise you to know that his natural IQ…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the holi-dick is happening, all you adventurous revelers who like to mash nethers dressed in an eye-catching costume and decide to carry it forward to a vigorous hole-widening after a Thanksgiving feast, only to realize too little too late that as you’re thrusting away with a full belly this is the opposite of sexy…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As my rollercoaster section creaks up the tracks, Neil Degrasse Tyson pulls up beside me on a jetpack. “NDT!” My eyes widen in surprise. “What are you doing here???” “See this?” He brandishes a middle finger, jabs it into my peeper— “Ow! FUCK!” —then brandishes it again. “Take a good fucking look! You think I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 