Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocalypse-jack is happening, all you uncapped meat-beaters who refuse to bust into a sock or a coffee mug (looking at you, asshole bosses with unattended java; yes, if penises had laser-scopes, there’d be dancing red dots all up in your cup) and explode so goddamn hard that it pwings off the wall, ceiling,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-rage is going on, all you frustrated meat-beaters/bean-flickers who scroll furiously through all the sites looking for some regular ol’ fucking that doesn’t involve snowy white beards, fuzzy red caps, or any of that other shit that doesn’t belong in a goddamn porn but there’s no escape, Christmas meatings have flooded the entire…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
We stop outside the gated compound. I take a deep breath and lock eyes with my fellow Man Whores. “She owes us money. All of us.” Hemsworth and Gosling nod in agreement. “Everyone thinks she’s a goddamn angel,” Pitt quavers. He cups his mouth and yells, “Martha Stewart, YOU ARE NO FUCKING ANGEL!” “Keep your…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-dirt is happening, all you squalid filthy nasties who’ve decided to emulate those culted-up celebrities in Hollywood and only shower once a week, only to discover a tiny colony of evolving hominids has sprung up around the root and the frenulum, holy shit they’re riding dinosaurs and waging wars what the fuck they’ve…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocalypse-gurble is happening, all you cocky mofos who’ve foolishly chosen to be a down-to-party boundary-pusher by maowing down a bunch of hot-ass ghost peppers and yukking it up with your fair weather friends, but now that you’re crawling across the floor and holding your ass shut with a trembling hand, everyone’s fled like…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Be nice to Brayden,” my daughter warns. “I really like him.” “ ‘Brayden?’ ” I raise an eyebrow. “I’m guessing that’s spelled with an unnecessary Y. Jesus Christ, were all the Trents and Graysons taken? He sounds like a boat shoe collecting, Ivy League roofie-slinger.” “Dad!” “All right, all right,” I grumble. How the fuck…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A bead of sweat rolls down my temple. I gulp down food and glance side to side without turning my head. “Chicken’s good,” Giada De Laurentiis mutters. “Mm.” Sofia Vergara’s expression is straight-up lifeless, a perfect match to her deadpan tone. For the next few minutes, all I can hear is the scrape of cutlery,…
Kent Wayne 