Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-shlorp is happening, all you shlorpy shlurpy enthusiasts who are truly digging the shloppylicious audio/tactile accompaniment that comes with a shlippery-shlidey orifice but you take it a step too far in the middle of doggy style and start singing the bridge from Adam Sandler’s catchy-as-hell tune “Lunchlady Land,” belting out, “SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bit o’ shrooms, bit o’ Tacoma FD followed by some bomb-ass kdramas… As I’m drifting off on my gamete-coated futon, my closet door bangs open—it’s my rabid ex, Irma Horfendorff! Before I can react, she’s got me in a solid rear naked choke. “Shh…shhhhh….” Then it all goes dark. … …….. “What the…” I blink…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gray-sweat-pantsed-wiener is happening, my fellow giant-pieced thriller protagonists who’ve been snapped up by the feds for some erroneous fucking bullshit but despite your fervent pleas to go after the REAL villain, they’ve decided to give you a ride back to headquarters so you dip your head, a band of shadow falls across your…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Hey Kent, Earth got invited to the Galactic Federation,” Zorbot calls. “You’ve been selected as our Gray ambassador.” “Come on,” I grumble. “I don’t wanna go back to Earth—I spent multiple incarnations there as a well-hung author. Why can’t I just do cool Gray stuff, and have a cool Gray name like the rest of…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-ridge is happening, all you meat-wielders who are got-damn proud of your over-prominent ridge at the base of your glans, allowing you to fuck hither and thither whilst enjoying the plunger-like properties of your extra-shlorpy peen, only to have it catch on a tangle of demon-like tentacles that flow out of the orifice…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’m Kent Wayne’s right hand. You may have heard rumors about me abusing his wiener. They’re lies, I tell you, LIES! But you know how it is—the other body parts are gullible sheeple. Case in point: Brain is actually taking this seriously. He’s ordered us into a corporeal trial, a communal simulation inside the visual…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 