Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the surprise purple-nurple is happening, all you unsuspecting grown-ups who forgot kids are savages that have only recently been expelled from an interdimensional entrance (fun fact: if you believe individuated consciousness originates on another plane and merges with matter, the vajeen arguably qualifies as a dimension-spanning portal, which means on a daily basis, you’re…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I want you to teach me.” Steven Seagal, in all his creepy-gross glory, is knocking out shirtless pushups right at my feet. His thick-haired gut slops on the floor, making wet shlorpy noises with each halfass rep—it’s like his stomach is making out with the ground. “You’re a professional Man Whore. Teach me your ways.”…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the machine-penis is happening, all my fellow meatslingers who are watching the rise of AI with growing alarm—fuck the jobs, they’re trying to outperform your mothershitting DICK—but machine-wieners are way too sneaky and take advantage of our kindness, they proliferate through the masses until suddenly, one day, a machine-cock is elected to the highest…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the scrote-prank is happening, all you deviant tricksters who like to hang brain (pull your ballbag through the zipper for all to see) and fool people into looking at (quite possibly) the ugliest part of the human anatomy so you can revel in their spit-takes and horrified gasps, but this time your chin-slapper ripples…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Another day o’ writing! Doo bee doo bee doo…I sit at my desk, crack my knuckles, and open the ol’ mind-hole, signaling that my brain is open for business. Any muse that wants to drop in, go ahead—drench my face-neck-and-chest with your imaginal seed, come thru with the ideas and bomb-ass scenes! Unfortunately, nothing pops…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cock-snare is happening, all you meat-swingers who’ve gotten careless with your pocket-vajeen booby trap inspections and unwittingly stuck your womb-hammer into the rubbery aperture, only to have a display on its shaft light up with the image of that creepy clown-villain from Saw who goes on to inform you that you have 5…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Ugh…Martha Stewart lured me into her van with pizza, mountain dew, and the most delicious variants of Elmer’s glue, but after using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, she kicked my ass out into the unforgiving desert. Wait…up ahead…is that a camper? Do my eyes deceive me, or… No, it’s…
Kent Wayne 