Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Gollum Dick is happening, all you folks who are lounging in bed only to find a tiny shriveled ugly-cute wiener staring at you from the edge it’s got actual fucking hairs on the glans, just like on the dome of that ring-craving weirdo who had some weird jealousy dynamic going on between him…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’ve always wanted to incarnate as a Gray Alien traveler. Buh-BAMSKIES—my dream came true! I’ve shed most of my past-life human persona (Kent Wayne) so I can wander the cosmos as a psionics-based lifeform, known to my peers as Zorbot Five. After I completed my rookie probation, the bigwigs made me an ambassador to Earth. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Death Cum is happening, all my fellow doo-bee-doo-bee-doers who’re doo-bee-doo-bee-doing down the sidewalk when suddenly everyone around you starts gibbering and snarling like meth’d-out Gollums, it takes you a hot fucking second to realize this is a no-shit invasion by malicious demons they’re galloping toward you on all fours, crawling along walls, leaping…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
We’re naked and kneeling, hands cuffed behind our backs, lined up for Martha Stewart’s sadistic viewing pleasure. With each step, her scrotum-shriveling armor clanks and pulses—it’s a blend of Sauron-edged layers and modular quantum tech. “You call yourselves Man Whores?” she sneers. “Pathetic. Look at this.” She stops at Gosling and gives him a contemptuous…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the heinous anus is happening, all you rebellious savages who don’t shave your b-holes and cultivate a thriving forest that spawns multiple tribes of tiny humanoids who go to war with rocks and clubs, then slowly evolve into an industrialized civilization, rapidly discover quantum computing and brain-machine interfaces, holy shit they’ve constructed giant braids…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’ve finally attained Force Ghost status, but my traitorous peers have turned against me! I thrash violently with my mind, trying to free my astral presence from their psionic lock, but they’ve pinned my ass to a space-time approximate. “What the FUCK?!?” I fume. “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???” They avert their gazes. Kenobi mutters,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 