Tag: humor
-
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
-
Give my books a read and a review!
What the long-balls is happening, all my fellow old-testicled folks who look into the mirror with trembling lips and welling eyes as you see your nuts sagging lower day after day, suddenly you drop to your knees, clutch the air and bawl “WHY GOD WHY?” Thugs bust in the door, turning your despair into sudden…
-
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Who would have thought I’d compete in the Great British Baking Show, much less get to motherfucking Bread Week??? The audition was tough as all get out, but I’ve been killing it since the season began. Unfortunately, my newest bake, an olive and garlic sourdough loaf, has just shit the bed inside the oven. Black…
-
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
-
Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m tired of you, Chris. Get the fuck out of here.” Martha Stewart flaps a dismissive hand at the older Hemsworth brother. “What??? No! Martha, please!” He drops to his knees and pleads with interlaced hands. “I’ve been your Man Whore for over a decade!” He throws me a Death Glare. “What the fuck does…
-
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
-
Give my books a read and a review!
What the pube-cough is happening, all you magnanimous oral adventurers who somehow manage to catch a hairball down your throat, you start hacking like a goddamn meth’d up cat, pounding your chest as your partner asks if you’re all right, you hold out a hand, trying to reassure them, but your face is already beet…
-
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Steven Seagal, aka the Grossest Man Alive, steps up to an adjacent urinal and demands, “Look at me, Kent. Look at me.” “What? No! Why the hell are you—” “If you defeat me in this here pissing contest, I’ll buy you a lifetime subscription to MyFriendsHotMom dot com.” Shit. He must’ve accessed my browser history—that’s…
-
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
-
Give my books a read and a review!
What the ass-bush is happening, all your horndogs who’ve stumbled upon the horror of an unkempt b-hole, as you part the legs it lunges at your face like an airbag with an afro—fuh-FOOMP—causing you to gag and retch and scream I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT, it’s too fucking late it’s entangled your…
Kent Wayne 