Tag: fiction
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved asshole is happening, all you overachieving groomers who revel in the feel of a smooth, hairless bum, tingling with the slight burn of some in-grown-hair-fighting aftershave, only to forget the sonic amplification of bare-ass buttcheeks which leads to an extra loud clap when you try and release a normally silent fart—pa-PAP PAP!—drawing…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…I fell asleep in the bed of my soccer mom client. That happens sometimes, when you’re a professional Man Whore. Hmm, maybe I should pay to launder these sheets—that’s a metric ton of sex-juice crusties… Suddenly, a voice floats up the stairs: “We need to guard this goddamn map!” A chorus of dudes cheer in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-bounce is happening, all you shy-ass bulge-slingers who’ve taken pains to hide your piece with compression shorts or medical tape but you got sloppy this morning so you wore gray sweatpants without flattening your peen, only to get taken hostage by some 90s-style euro-accented, faux-operator terrorists who line you up with the other…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Murggh…can’t sleep…might as well jerk it. A few minutes in, I break into song, the same one I always sing whenever I feel my nut start to build: “Whoaaa…we’re halfway there Whoaa-oh! Livin’ on a prayer Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear” Suddenly, my wiener surges out of my fingers. “ ‘Halfway there?’ …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gluk-job is happening, all you smug-ass wiener-slingers who’re overly confident in your ability to last through a beej, but then a mouth starts pummeling your peen with a barrage of gluk-gluk shlorpy and at first you wanna laugh because they look like a fish out of water that’s been turbocharged with crack, but…
Kent Wayne 