Tag: fiction
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’m Kent Wayne’s right hand. You may have heard rumors about me abusing his wiener. They’re lies, I tell you, LIES! But you know how it is—the other body parts are gullible sheeple. Case in point: Brain is actually taking this seriously. He’s ordered us into a corporeal trial, a communal simulation inside the visual…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocalypse-jack is happening, all you uncapped meat-beaters who refuse to bust into a sock or a coffee mug (looking at you, asshole bosses with unattended java; yes, if penises had laser-scopes, there’d be dancing red dots all up in your cup) and explode so goddamn hard that it pwings off the wall, ceiling,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-rage is going on, all you frustrated meat-beaters/bean-flickers who scroll furiously through all the sites looking for some regular ol’ fucking that doesn’t involve snowy white beards, fuzzy red caps, or any of that other shit that doesn’t belong in a goddamn porn but there’s no escape, Christmas meatings have flooded the entire…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
We stop outside the gated compound. I take a deep breath and lock eyes with my fellow Man Whores. “She owes us money. All of us.” Hemsworth and Gosling nod in agreement. “Everyone thinks she’s a goddamn angel,” Pitt quavers. He cups his mouth and yells, “Martha Stewart, YOU ARE NO FUCKING ANGEL!” “Keep your…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-dirt is happening, all you squalid filthy nasties who’ve decided to emulate those culted-up celebrities in Hollywood and only shower once a week, only to discover a tiny colony of evolving hominids has sprung up around the root and the frenulum, holy shit they’re riding dinosaurs and waging wars what the fuck they’ve…
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