Tag: fiction
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, WHEN GRAMMAR NAZIS CONTROL THE GODDAMN WORLD… What the—am I in a ZOO EXHIBIT??? I run up to the glass and bang it with my fists. “Hey! HEY! What in the FUCK?!?” A bald, jawline-devoid, testosterone-deprived tour guide walks a group of schoolchildren up to my enclosure. “With recent advances in…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the rescue-cock is happening, all you wrongly accused meatslingers who’ve been framed by sinister parties and find yourself in court as the judge summarizes why you’re legally fucked, after which they lower their spectacles, look over the brim at you and ask if you have anything to say, sweat beads across your brow, how…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I don’t mind being a black chess pawn. Unlike humans, we don’t suffer from all the racial bullshit that pervades Earthling society. My life is simple—move one square ahead, attack diagonally to the left or right, and hopefully make it to the end of board. Unfortunately, all that’s about to change. White King angrily storms…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the penis-arm is happening, all you first-time gym-goers who start hitting the weights but you’re constantly trying not to exclaim, “Agh!” “Gross!” and other cries of disgust because you’re not sure whether these super-jacked meatheads are doing curls with blood-gorged arms or flexing a giant veiny wiener, after a while you get used to…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
IN A DYSTOPIAN WORLD, WHERE BILLIONAIRE MOGULS HAVE SHOWN THEIR SMALL-WIENERED CARDS… “Step forward, citizen.” The robo-drone regards me with its steadily blinking, ocular module. Sweat runs down my temples and cheeks. I’ve paid a fortune for a highly illegal penile dehancer (a telemetry broadcast device that fools scanners into reading my dick as acceptably…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 