Tag: fiction
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the terror-cum is happening, all you meatpackers who suffered from random-ass boners when you were called up to the chalkboard to solve a stupid-ass math problem, now you’re fully grown and that shit comes roaring back during a company-wide presentation, only it’s beyond just a boner you’re fucking spasming and twitching, jizz will erupt,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“AAGGH! PHBBBT!” I bang my head against Taylor Swift’s desk as she blasts my eye with high-pressure squizz (squirt-jizz). She doesn’t notice—she’s lost in ecstasy due to my Man Whore ministrations. “Ow…” I back out of the desk and rise to my feet, rubbing the goose-egg on my skull. “You could’ve warned me.” She flaps…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Sam-Frodo-Gollum love triangle is happening, all you folks who stumble on the Lord of the Rings director-only supercut and straighten up in your seat as you view a Majestic-12-level classified scene where Sam and Frodo are spit-roasting Gollum, ravaging his Ring-shriveled orifices with unabashed enthusiasm causing you to jump up and holler, “I…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Click! I inspect my newly taken dick pic, carefully scrutinizing the lighting and angle. Did I get the curve and hole-widening girth? Yep! Another d-pic successfully taken! Suddenly, my phone starts shaking and rumbling. “FUCK!” I chuck it as hard as I can. It bangs off the wall, lands on the floor, and erupts with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the glory trap is happening, all you horny fucks who see an unattended hole in a decrepit bathroom and predictably think, hmm, yeah, this seems like a good idea, then proceed to unzip and stick the ol’ womb-hammer into the hole, suddenly it erupts with diagonally opposed mandibles surrounded by angry pink flesh that…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
