Tag: book-reviews

My phone lights up, split-screening the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff.  Their four-star chairman barks, “Kent!  Get Chuck Norris!  We need him for a mission!”  “Goddammit,” I grumble, slipping my dick back into my boxers.  “Was just about to start watching myfriendshotmom dot com.” “You can bust a load after you’ve saved the world!  Hell,…

Who would have thought I’d compete in the Great British Baking Show, much less get to motherfucking Bread Week???  The audition was tough as all get out, but I’ve been killing it since the season began. Unfortunately, my newest bake, an olive and garlic sourdough loaf, has just shit the bed inside the oven.  Black…