Tag: blogging
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Ugh…Martha Stewart lured me into her van with pizza, mountain dew, and the most delicious variants of Elmer’s glue, but after using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, she kicked my ass out into the unforgiving desert. Wait…up ahead…is that a camper? Do my eyes deceive me, or… No, it’s…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-shlorp is happening, all you shlorpy shlurpy enthusiasts who are truly digging the shloppylicious audio/tactile accompaniment that comes with a shlippery-shlidey orifice but you take it a step too far in the middle of doggy style and start singing the bridge from Adam Sandler’s catchy-as-hell tune “Lunchlady Land,” belting out, “SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
To partake in society, we must honor a degree of baseline consensus. But in my opinion, this has nothing to do with existential self worth. In the absence of definitive metaphysical proof, we can’t assign worth in the passage of eons and upheaval of galaxies, where over the possibly incomprehensible span of time, good triggers bad and…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bit o’ shrooms, bit o’ Tacoma FD followed by some bomb-ass kdramas… As I’m drifting off on my gamete-coated futon, my closet door bangs open—it’s my rabid ex, Irma Horfendorff! Before I can react, she’s got me in a solid rear naked choke. “Shh…shhhhh….” Then it all goes dark. … …….. “What the…” I blink…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gray-sweat-pantsed-wiener is happening, my fellow giant-pieced thriller protagonists who’ve been snapped up by the feds for some erroneous fucking bullshit but despite your fervent pleas to go after the REAL villain, they’ve decided to give you a ride back to headquarters so you dip your head, a band of shadow falls across your…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 